Sunday 31 July 2011

When the team splits

This week we didn't all go to Wong Kei together, the important thing was we did all still go to Wong Kei

Attendees


Kaz

Kaif

Events
I had three BBQ meat rice. The duck was especially good. Kaif had Pork Chop Chillie Salt and Rice. He explained to me the time he first ate it and didnt like it. He has changed the error of his ways. We also discovered downstair toilet has a very powerful hand dryer which shakes when you use it but in standard Wong Kei style fully drys your hands and other regions should you wish.

Added bonus, we looked in the downstair water feature. It has 7 large goldfish in it. None of them looked happy.

In other news, this was also the pilot for Wong Kast. Details soon.

Thursday 28 July 2011

The night we didn't see Transformers

On Wednesday 27th of July 2011 we attempted to go to the cinema. Due to the constant uncertainly he exudes upon us all (and because of the general erratic nature of Rob anti-authority Skipdick) we did not book tickets. Due to this when we arrived the film was sold out and we did not manage to see the said 3D extravaganza.

We felt sad.

However, we soon realised that we had some spare time. As the penny dropped Kaz looked genuinely excited as the new plan for the evening was formulated.

Attendees

Choo
Kaz
Chet
Mona
Shitwith

I ate

King prawns with black bean on rice.

Quotes

"I am very pleased with how much chilli and garlic there is in my meal today" (Kazimierz Layton 2011)

Notable Events

  1. As we walked in one of the young men downstairs said to me "hello again" - proving Wong Kei staff have excellent memories.
  2. When we got upstair the young man there said "Oh you again"
  3. The same said young man then told me I should work there.
  4. Kaz told me I had ruined his Wong Kei experience. I think he is only jealous that none of the young gentlemen in there smiled at him. I will ask them to next time.
  5. As we walked out the boss man downstair smiled and said "Bye gorgeous"
I am not liking this new smiley smiley Wong Kei attitude. I wish they would go back to looking at me like a piece of dirt on their millionaire shoes.

So in conclusion...

Thank you Odeon, you allowed us an opportunity to see the error of our ways, to stop trying to do something different, to stop thinking different meant better. With the reality check complete we could head to the safety of the place that we knew would never reject us.

Fuck you Odeon, hello Wong Kei.

That is all.

Choo x

Sunday 24 July 2011

The night we had good service

Saturday 23rd of July 2011

Attendees

Choo
Vicki
Rob
A girl with a lip piercing
Simon
Rav
Chet
Pete
Kaz
Joe
Rick
Miller
Jonesy
Duschanca



I ate

King Prawn with Chilli and Salt on Rice, no shell.

Notable Events

Last night was very special. Not only because we were celebrating Kaz'z Sammy Smiths birthday extravaganza but more importantly because it also happened to be the night we got GOOD service. I say this because:

1. At one point we had three waiters at the table who were all smiling.
2. One of older waiters touched me on the shoulder twice laughing.
3. The boss man in the main part of upstair waved at me as we left.
4. They helped Rav to find his way from upstair to downstair and passed him to me in almost a caring fashion.

Other business...

  • Chetan continued to disappoint Rob Twatwith by having deep fried tofu.
  • Miller ate an epic sized portion of fried chicken despite the smiley waiter's warnings that it was a sharing dish. Well done Miller. I even am more impressed because prior to Wong Kei he had downed some peanuts in The White Horse as an appetizer and swiftly looked like he was going to die.
  • Rick not only ordered Lemon Chicken (oh dear) but he then proceeded to try and cut it by stabbing it repeatedly with his chopsticks. After half an hour he succeeded in cutting one piece.
  • Simon ordered seaweed.
  • Simon ordered a bowl of sweet and sour sauce.
  • Simon poured the sauce over Rav's food without his permission.
  • Rav was so drunk he ate it anyway and was later seen gnawing on his chopstick.
Letting the side down...

I feel I speak for the entire Wong Kei community by saying that I was deeply hurt to see both Pete and Duschanca using.........a fork.

Conclusion: Dye your hair black, smile and they may let into the circle of trust for just one night. Normal shit service will be resumed ASAP.

Photos to come.

Choo x

Monday 18 July 2011

Thursday 14th July

Attendees

Poom
Kaif

I had

3 meat on rice

Notable events

We were told to go upstair but for some reason we requested to eat downstair.
It has been some time since I visited the basement and I have a feeling they are not going to let me go back up again now I've made my choice.
I sat next to the 'amazing water feature', which has now been turned off
We were served by 'old man' , my favourite of all the waiters, It seems that they don't let him serve anywhere but the basement which is a shame as I love him but hate sitting down there

Monday 11 July 2011

Wednesday 6th July

Attendees

Poom
Kaz
Choo
Mona

I had - 3 meat on rice with also a black bean beef dish which i shared with Kaz

Notable events

We sat on the top floor and for a few seconds were the only ones up there
There is some stories Rob has from his visit here on his own 1 hour prior to our arrival but I will write that up another day

Wednesday June 22nd

Attendees

Poom
Kaz
Choo
Kaif

I had

3 meat on rice

Notable events :


Choo ordered 'sliced fish' . it looked pretty disgusting , but she seemed to like it

For no reason , a picture of myself and Kaif :



Rob Gayman wanted to stay at home and wank so he asked Kaz to bring him back a chcken and sweetcorn soup

he did but it wasn't what he expected ! haha !

Tuesday 5 July 2011

Wong Kei Thursday June 17th 'A detailed Look'

Attendees
Poom
Kaz
Darius Gayavi
Choo
Chet
Kaif

I had

Ribs chilli and salt to start
3 meat Deep fried noodle Main

Notable events

I start with a quote from Rob Prickwith
"Yeah I am, I am around for wonkeys. What time meet?

I am so looking forward to old school time!
"

He later went out with his work mates and binned us off, what a loser ! Why would u not want to be at wong keis ?

Here is some photos of attendees



look at everyone staring at me , they are probably thinking 'he is so handsome!'



This is Kazs hand taking a LARGER THAN USUAL amount of chilli onto his prawn cracker , delicious , he is a mad man! I remember this one time he eat too much chilli, so funny!



I participated in a coin toss vs Gayavi and lost. The prize was to choose which starter we shared, I wanted the salt and chilli squid and he wanted the ribs. I lost



Kaz made an interesting discovery during this visit, he tried something new and it was good ! beef brisket and rice. Sometimes change can be good, but not often.
I respect this man for his courage.



Choo again suprised us with a nice meal we dont normally order, prawn chilli and salt



Chet had a tofu meal, stupid vegetarians ! (it was quite nice though)



I commited a sin. I didnt finish my meal.. I dont know what was wrong with me, was it the beers before? the big starter? the lack of exercise ?

whatever it was, i am ashamed. It wont happen again