The night we had good service

Saturday 23rd of July 2011

Attendees

Choo

Vicki

Rob

A girl with a lip piercing

Simon

Rav

Chet

Pete

Kaz

Joe

Rick

Miller

Jonesy

Duschanca

I ate

King Prawn with Chilli and Salt on Rice, no shell.

Notable Events

Last night was very special. Not only because we were celebrating Kaz'z Sammy Smiths birthday extravaganza but more importantly because it also happened to be the night we got GOOD service. I say this because:

1. At one point we had three waiters at the table who were all smiling.

2. One of older waiters touched me on the shoulder twice laughing.

3. The boss man in the main part of upstair waved at me as we left.

4. They helped Rav to find his way from upstair to downstair and passed him to me in almost a caring fashion.

Other business...

• Chetan continued to disappoint Rob Twatwith by having deep fried tofu.

• Miller ate an epic sized portion of fried chicken despite the smiley waiter's warnings that it was a sharing dish. Well done Miller. I even am more impressed because prior to Wong Kei he had downed some peanuts in The White Horse as an appetizer and swiftly looked like he was going to die.
• Rick not only ordered Lemon Chicken (oh dear) but he then proceeded to try and cut it by stabbing it repeatedly with his chopsticks. After half an hour he succeeded in cutting one piece.
• Simon ordered seaweed.
• Simon ordered a bowl of sweet and sour sauce.
• Simon poured the sauce over Rav's food without his permission.
• Rav was so drunk he ate it anyway and was later seen gnawing on his chopstick.

Letting the side down...

I feel I speak for the entire Wong Kei community by saying that I was deeply hurt to see both Pete and Duschanca using.........a fork.

Conclusion: Dye your hair black, smile and they may let into the circle of trust for just one night. Normal shit service will be resumed ASAP.

Photos to come.

Choo x