Thursday 28 July 2011

The night we didn't see Transformers

On Wednesday 27th of July 2011 we attempted to go to the cinema. Due to the constant uncertainly he exudes upon us all (and because of the general erratic nature of Rob anti-authority Skipdick) we did not book tickets. Due to this when we arrived the film was sold out and we did not manage to see the said 3D extravaganza.

We felt sad.

However, we soon realised that we had some spare time. As the penny dropped Kaz looked genuinely excited as the new plan for the evening was formulated.

Attendees

Choo
Kaz
Chet
Mona
Shitwith

I ate

King prawns with black bean on rice.

Quotes

"I am very pleased with how much chilli and garlic there is in my meal today" (Kazimierz Layton 2011)

Notable Events

  1. As we walked in one of the young men downstairs said to me "hello again" - proving Wong Kei staff have excellent memories.
  2. When we got upstair the young man there said "Oh you again"
  3. The same said young man then told me I should work there.
  4. Kaz told me I had ruined his Wong Kei experience. I think he is only jealous that none of the young gentlemen in there smiled at him. I will ask them to next time.
  5. As we walked out the boss man downstair smiled and said "Bye gorgeous"
I am not liking this new smiley smiley Wong Kei attitude. I wish they would go back to looking at me like a piece of dirt on their millionaire shoes.

So in conclusion...

Thank you Odeon, you allowed us an opportunity to see the error of our ways, to stop trying to do something different, to stop thinking different meant better. With the reality check complete we could head to the safety of the place that we knew would never reject us.

Fuck you Odeon, hello Wong Kei.

That is all.

Choo x

2 comments:

  1. reading this blog reminds me of wong kei, that makes me happy

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  2. wong kei makes me want to read this blog which in turn makes me want to eat at wong kei. circle of life simba.

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