Sunday, 29 July 2012
Tuesday, 17 July 2012
Saturday, 2 June 2012
Tuesday, 22 May 2012
Tuesday, 27 March 2012
I had 3 meat on rice with salt and chilli spare ribs to start , with a Tsing Tao
Kaif wanted to sit downstairs by the water feature but they wouldn't let us, it turns out the answer to 'Can we sit downstairs?' is 'You must go upstair '
As usual I was denied my request of 3 meat on cripsy noodles, it's been so long and i've been denied it so many times now ,I dont think i will taste the sweet Grease every again. Maybe i will ask Rachael Choo the princess of Wong Kei to request it for me, though even she has been denied it.
Looking to the future
I am going to Wong Kei again this Thursday, hopefully it will become more regular again,
This was my first Wong kei of the year where i wasn't dieting for fights etc so i of course had a 3 meat on rice. it was amazing. I have quite a depressive personality and think of dying quite a lot, but I truly feel happy to be alive at Wong keis because i think 'if i was dead i wouldnt be able to eat this food'
Sunday, 2 October 2011
The interview can be found at about 1min 45sec.
Tuesday, 30 August 2011
3 meat on rice
First of all I would like to congratulate Mona on eating her first COMPLETE MEAL (singapore fried noodles) , she even looked like she enjoyed it.
Choo continued her flirtations with the Wong keis waiters, I heard she filmed 'Raunchy Rachaels Wong Kei Wankoff ' last week which is why they were all winking at her . Perhaps that's why she had a few extra fish balls in her soup too this week.
We got some of the rudest service for a while , he couldnt even look at us when he served the food, preffering to look away while he put the plates on the table
Chet got some disgusting looking Aubergine meal which everyone tried and said was nice , but I think they were just trying to be nice to him because of the vegetarian in wong keis thing. you've gotta feel sorry for those guys. if i couldnt consume animal fat i dont know what id do
Saturday, 27 August 2011
3 meat rice. I felt brave enough to order. It was of course amazing. Chet had deep fried bean curd and rice (he was tempted by the aubergine but of course change is rubbish).
Myself and Chet were in a pub/bar, the place had many pretty ladies, the drinks were flowing, the cool Friday people were out. However, this did not satisfy our bellies, so we made the choice to go to Wong Kei... we were not wrong to do so.
Tuesday, 23 August 2011
This doesn't include many wong keis without me, of which Kaz and Rob do on their own sometimes in the week, all of my vists are on there though probably putting Kaz in the lead
Choo obviously the best performing female on there , Chet the best and only Vegetarian
Kaz also get's the prize for most consistent, only missing no more than 1 visit when others have gone . See the figure below
Monday, 22 August 2011
3 meat on rice - an excellent portion. I noticed that there were bits of BBQ pork attached to my belly pork, I put my hand on my chin and pondered : could it be that BBQ pork is just the other bit of meat on a belly pork joint?
Tsing Tao beer
Hot and sour soup
Events and observations
'Beef and tomato on rice'
What kind of spastic would order this you ask? Rob of course
Beef and Tomato on rice i repeat again
Does that sound like appealing chinese food?
Do you think your in a pizza shop ?
Does your waiter look like a man named Luigi?
Kaif quote which he should keep in mind next time :
"The idea of a menu is to give you an idea of what the dish is like and what is contains'
I say this because when the dish arrived Rob was of course surprised with what was infront of him. his horrible screwed up face had an expression when he saw it as if to ask : why is there Tomatoes and beef in it? why does it look disgusting?.... Why do you think dickhead? Can you even imagine a configuration that beef , tomatoes and rice can be cooked in that would ever be nice in a Chinese restaurant? I've never even seen a tomato in Chinese food, they probably had to import it form the Italian restaurant next door especially to make this disgusting thing. It also had some horrible looking sauce which I am pretty sure came out of a baked bean can.
Kaz ordering Pork Chop and Rice
It is funny that because of the events of the previous visit Kaz can't have 3 meat on rice anymore out of the fear of getting 3 separate meat dishes. What is not funny is that he has broken my ordering confidence of the same thing. Yesterday I was left stuttering like a loser telling the waiter 'J...J...Just a single dish yeah? Ju...just one 3 meat on rice' not only do I anger the waiter acting like this, I might be confusing him also.
I've been thinking about the best way to order this dish and I think the correct line to use is
'Hello Sir , please could I order 3 Mixed meats on rice please ' , No hand signals , no ' 3 BBQ please ' , just read out what is on the menu and everything will be ok
Choos new hair style
We had to wait for a table because Choo wouldnt put her hair the way the wong kei waiters like it. Nice one. now put it back how it was , and how about some eye make up to make those eyes less round please. A gentleman gets accustomed to certain things, like only being abused by waiters a little bit, and not having to sit in the basement, so please fix these small things so i don't have to go back there.
Friday, 12 August 2011
I had :
3 meat on rice
Fried chicken starter
Notable events :
I arrived to the White Horse feeling very hungry for some chilli sauce and meat, but as I reached into my pockets for my bike key a most terrible feeling hit me.
I left my Bike lock key at home
What was I to do ? The feeling was at first acceptance
ok I'm just going to have to go home , I cant cycle back an hour just to get my key
Maybe I could make it in 40 minutes there and back ! I can still go , all is not lost !
I may aswell just get a pint then and just go home, my weekend is ruined, my week is ruined, my LIFE is ruined
I could picture my friends in the restaurant, laughing, literally chewing the duck fat without me, maybe I could get a take away and eat it in the park? ... No id have no chilli sauce , or not enough anyway.
So eventually after a meeting with my wong kei crew I decided to take off the wheels and try and bring it into the restaurant, I felt sad. I almost knew i wouldnt make it, but anything for the 3 meats !
I approached the restaurant, Rob with one wheel kaz with the other, single file like some kind of death March, I knew i was going to almost certain humiliation and failure. I approached the waiter bike in hand, like it was normal to carry a bike frame around, The waiter with the cold eyes immediately told me
Cant bring bike in here
I begged , on the verge of tears , I was very hungover and feeling emotional
Please, I go downstair !
The waiter looked at me, he saw the desperation in my eye, & that stony heart for one second softened and he said some magic words to me
'go in back'
I'll quote Patrick Bateman from American Psycho here
"I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table. But we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave"
Tuesday, 2 August 2011
Monday, 1 August 2011
I had 2 meat rice. Duck and bbq pork
Rob had some disgusting looking mince meat rice dish
Robs phone didn't eat but was very talkative , it didn't talk to me much but they had a great conversation throughout the meal .
Sunday, 31 July 2011
I had three BBQ meat rice. The duck was especially good. Kaif had Pork Chop Chillie Salt and Rice. He explained to me the time he first ate it and didnt like it. He has changed the error of his ways. We also discovered downstair toilet has a very powerful hand dryer which shakes when you use it but in standard Wong Kei style fully drys your hands and other regions should you wish.
Added bonus, we looked in the downstair water feature. It has 7 large goldfish in it. None of them looked happy.
In other news, this was also the pilot for Wong Kast. Details soon.
Thursday, 28 July 2011
- As we walked in one of the young men downstairs said to me "hello again" - proving Wong Kei staff have excellent memories.
- When we got upstair the young man there said "Oh you again"
- The same said young man then told me I should work there.
- Kaz told me I had ruined his Wong Kei experience. I think he is only jealous that none of the young gentlemen in there smiled at him. I will ask them to next time.
- As we walked out the boss man downstair smiled and said "Bye gorgeous"
Sunday, 24 July 2011
- Chetan continued to disappoint Rob Twatwith by having deep fried tofu.
- Miller ate an epic sized portion of fried chicken despite the smiley waiter's warnings that it was a sharing dish. Well done Miller. I even am more impressed because prior to Wong Kei he had downed some peanuts in The White Horse as an appetizer and swiftly looked like he was going to die.
- Rick not only ordered Lemon Chicken (oh dear) but he then proceeded to try and cut it by stabbing it repeatedly with his chopsticks. After half an hour he succeeded in cutting one piece.
- Simon ordered seaweed.
- Simon ordered a bowl of sweet and sour sauce.
- Simon poured the sauce over Rav's food without his permission.
- Rav was so drunk he ate it anyway and was later seen gnawing on his chopstick.
Monday, 18 July 2011
3 meat on rice
We were told to go upstair but for some reason we requested to eat downstair.
It has been some time since I visited the basement and I have a feeling they are not going to let me go back up again now I've made my choice.
I sat next to the 'amazing water feature', which has now been turned off
We were served by 'old man' , my favourite of all the waiters, It seems that they don't let him serve anywhere but the basement which is a shame as I love him but hate sitting down there
Monday, 11 July 2011
I had - 3 meat on rice with also a black bean beef dish which i shared with Kaz
We sat on the top floor and for a few seconds were the only ones up there
There is some stories Rob has from his visit here on his own 1 hour prior to our arrival but I will write that up another day
3 meat on rice
Notable events :
Choo ordered 'sliced fish' . it looked pretty disgusting , but she seemed to like it
For no reason , a picture of myself and Kaif :
Rob Gayman wanted to stay at home and wank so he asked Kaz to bring him back a chcken and sweetcorn soup
he did but it wasn't what he expected ! haha !
Tuesday, 5 July 2011
Ribs chilli and salt to start
3 meat Deep fried noodle Main
I start with a quote from Rob Prickwith
"Yeah I am, I am around for wonkeys. What time meet?
I am so looking forward to old school time!
He later went out with his work mates and binned us off, what a loser ! Why would u not want to be at wong keis ?
Here is some photos of attendees
look at everyone staring at me , they are probably thinking 'he is so handsome!'
This is Kazs hand taking a LARGER THAN USUAL amount of chilli onto his prawn cracker , delicious , he is a mad man! I remember this one time he eat too much chilli, so funny!
I participated in a coin toss vs Gayavi and lost. The prize was to choose which starter we shared, I wanted the salt and chilli squid and he wanted the ribs. I lost
Kaz made an interesting discovery during this visit, he tried something new and it was good ! beef brisket and rice. Sometimes change can be good, but not often.
I respect this man for his courage.
Choo again suprised us with a nice meal we dont normally order, prawn chilli and salt
Chet had a tofu meal, stupid vegetarians ! (it was quite nice though)
I commited a sin. I didnt finish my meal.. I dont know what was wrong with me, was it the beers before? the big starter? the lack of exercise ?
whatever it was, i am ashamed. It wont happen again
Tuesday, 14 June 2011
we might mix it up and go to 'The Shaftesbury' instead of a Samuels Smiths
This is probably a bad idea, change has always worked out pretty bad for me
Sunday, 12 June 2011
We didnt eat our normal meals. Poom had two meat rice, Kaz had three meat rice, Rob had duck and rice. It was not as good as Wong Kei, we all felt worse for it. And thats all we have to say about that.
Poom "Sometimes you have to experience the bad to appreciate the good"
Friday, 10 June 2011
That ginger girl
prawn black bean on rice
my 3rd wong kei in 4 days, a 'bank holiday special' you might say
the girl ordered sweet and sour sauce with her meal, it took a very long time to come, her meal looked very bland but become nice with the sauce
Rob eat some prickish chinese take away looking meal as usual
I ordered :
3 meat on rice
A later than usual wong keis after the champions league final (10pm), it was quite empty
Kaz told his friends he would meet them for a drink after the meal then of course went home without doing so, wong keis is a sultry temptress who will end your night. and maybe your life
3 meat cripsy noodles
Chet is a vegetarian, ,he ordered vegetables on crispy noodles which did actaully not look too bad, but im not sure he'll be coming back anytime soon
Choo came again and performed pretty well again, eating all her meal of prawn chilli and salt
Kaz tried deep fried noodles for the first time ever and didnt enjoy it that much compared to rice. I respect that but I do think he is gay
Tuesday, 24 May 2011
I had : Prawn , blackbean and garlic on rice. This was a different meal to what i normally have. It was satisfying and delicious but I won't have it again as 3 meat on rice/noodles is better
Rob being very rude to waiter , why does this idiot come to wong kei and complain about service?
Darius eat 2 meals (beef brisket noodle soup + salt and chilli pork on rice)
I had : 3 meat on rice + shared a garlic and salt squid
I was very impressed Rachael Choo managed to finish a whole meal , this is an unusual and remarkable feat for a female wong kei customer
A waiter when delivering some of the food said 'yummy', which is pretty weird as they normally don't talk to us nicely at all never mind say something positive and weird like that.